OVERHEARD

Cinque Terra/Monterossa – A middle aged English couple asked … “Where can we find some Fish ‘n’ chips?”

San Gimignano – An American guy looking for a “burger” – and we wondered why there were so many McDonalds over here.

Rocca Maggiore/Assisi – At the entrance to a 14th Century hilltop fortification/castle. An American middle aged woman asked … “Is there an elevator?”

…. what the?!! Some people give their home country a bad name.